Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Quantum jokes

I was trying to remember a (any, really) quantum mechanics joke the other day, and couldn't think of any. All I could recall were various off-the-cuff contextual remarks that, while being funny, don't really stand on their own: "Well, at least it wasn't a quantum <noun>, or else <reference to quantum phenomena>."

Doo dooo~, di doo doo.

Anyway, as I was getting into the shower shortly thereafter, I made one up:

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"I am, now."

1 comment:

Mason said...

Next time somebody calls from their car if they're on the road and they say that they're still commuting, you know what to do... (Anyway, I like to respond with an appropriate quantum comment whenever I hear that...)